Can't Touch This

Yes, dear friends, I had another shocking moment with MONK in public. That child forever keeps me on my toes. During church I see out of the corner of my eye, MONK reaching up and picking something out of the lady’s hair in front of us. Hubby was sitting between us and I practically leaped over him to reprimand MONK’s weird indiscretion with proper social etiquette. All that went through my mind over and over again was that MC Hammer’s song “Can’t Touch This” as I replayed that awful social skills faux pas he did that violates all accepted social norms known to man throughout the world. Don’t ask me what happened during Mass other than MONK’s totally awkward moment in church. I haven’t the foggiest clue. My mind was occupied elsewhere and for some reason I could see the church choir dancing and singing “Can’t Touch This” just like MC Hammer.






Days later, I still hear the song in the background of my mind.

You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this

My, my, my music hits me so hard
Makes me say "Oh, my Lord"
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet . . .